Post by rogerb on Oct 18, 2009 14:04:41 GMT
If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. It's just spam...
I got a sweater for Christmas - What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.
Read this before you buy a motor bike - s596.photobucket.com/albums/tt43/chbritton/?action=view¤t=bestadever.jpg
One for the ladies - Little boy runs into the house "Mummy mummy...what's an orgasm"?
"I don't know dear...ask your father"
A bloke wondering around the shopping center looking lost is aproached by another feller, "you look like your lost" he says, "no I have lost my wife" the bloke replies.
"How about that I've lost mine too" says the feller.
The first bloke asks what his wife looks like and the feller replies "she has long black hair a tight fitting blue blouse and a short black skirt and black high heels on aged 27years, what does yours look like" he askes.
The bloke replies " oh never mind that lets go look for yours"
I got a sweater for Christmas - What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.
Read this before you buy a motor bike - s596.photobucket.com/albums/tt43/chbritton/?action=view¤t=bestadever.jpg
One for the ladies - Little boy runs into the house "Mummy mummy...what's an orgasm"?
"I don't know dear...ask your father"
A bloke wondering around the shopping center looking lost is aproached by another feller, "you look like your lost" he says, "no I have lost my wife" the bloke replies.
"How about that I've lost mine too" says the feller.
The first bloke asks what his wife looks like and the feller replies "she has long black hair a tight fitting blue blouse and a short black skirt and black high heels on aged 27years, what does yours look like" he askes.
The bloke replies " oh never mind that lets go look for yours"
