Post by satman10 on Mar 27, 2023 12:35:33 GMT
A zebra dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching Heaven's gates the guard says, "Welcome, child of God."
The zebra responds by asking, "Can I ask God a question?"
The angel, baffled, says, "What is your question?"
"Well, I want to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes."
"That is good question indeed. Let me know what he says."
Next thing you know, the zebra is standing before God. "God, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"
"You are what you are." The zebra was back in front of the angel as God finished speaking.
"So, what did God say?"
"He said 'you are what you are' so obviously I am white with black stripes."
"How do you know that?"
"Because if I was black, he would have said you is what you is."