Post by satman10 on Mar 27, 2023 12:29:36 GMT
St Peter says"Sister Mary, you have led a dutiful pious life, dedicated to God, and to helping the needy. As a special reward, we will return you to Earth to live once more. Who would you like to return as in your second life?"
"Sarah Pippilini!", says Sister Mary.
"Fine", says St. Peter, "let us look up where she is..."
Some time later, St Peter comes back. "I'm afraid we can't locate this Sarah Pippilini. Are you sure that's her name?"
"Absolutely. I read about her long ago, and have kept the newspaper cutting within my vestements ever since"
"Hmm. Can I see it please?"
"Sure. It's a bit worn, but here you go"
St. Peters carefully unfolds the paper, and reads the headline:
"Sahara Pipeline laid by 1000 men in 2 years"
"Sarah Pippilini!", says Sister Mary.
"Fine", says St. Peter, "let us look up where she is..."
Some time later, St Peter comes back. "I'm afraid we can't locate this Sarah Pippilini. Are you sure that's her name?"
"Absolutely. I read about her long ago, and have kept the newspaper cutting within my vestements ever since"
"Hmm. Can I see it please?"
"Sure. It's a bit worn, but here you go"
St. Peters carefully unfolds the paper, and reads the headline:
"Sahara Pipeline laid by 1000 men in 2 years"