Post by satman10 on Mar 27, 2023 11:50:15 GMT
They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Katy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Katy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The angel thanked Katy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen , the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Katy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?”
“Sorry, Katy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are.”
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Katy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Katy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The angel thanked Katy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen , the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Katy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?”
“Sorry, Katy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are.”