Post by satman10 on Mar 24, 2023 18:47:43 GMT
Late at night a police car pulled over a disabled driver suspecting him of drunk driving.
The policeman told him that he had been following him for several miles and was driving erratically and suspected he’d been drinking.
The disabled driver stated he had not been drinking ,”Never the less I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to blow into this bag” said the policeman.
“Just a minute” said the driver reaching into his pocket ,I have a letter from my doctor, handing him the document.
It read …………..
To whom it might concern, My patient suffers from a rare lung disease and any undue stess on the lungs could prove fatal.
“Oh” said the policeman ,”Well ,if you would accompany me to the Police Station I will arrange for a doctor to take a blood sample from you”.
“Just a minute” said the driver,I have another letter from my doctor, handing him the document.
It read…………..
To whom it might concern, My patient suffers from a rare blood disease and any foreign body enter into the blood stream could prove fatal.
The policeman now a bit perplexed of how to proceed tells the disabled driver he was taking him to the station for a urine test.
“Just a minute” said the driver , I have another document ,and passes it to the policeman ,
It read……………
The policeman told him that he had been following him for several miles and was driving erratically and suspected he’d been drinking.
The disabled driver stated he had not been drinking ,”Never the less I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to blow into this bag” said the policeman.
“Just a minute” said the driver reaching into his pocket ,I have a letter from my doctor, handing him the document.
It read …………..
To whom it might concern, My patient suffers from a rare lung disease and any undue stess on the lungs could prove fatal.
“Oh” said the policeman ,”Well ,if you would accompany me to the Police Station I will arrange for a doctor to take a blood sample from you”.
“Just a minute” said the driver,I have another letter from my doctor, handing him the document.
It read…………..
To whom it might concern, My patient suffers from a rare blood disease and any foreign body enter into the blood stream could prove fatal.
The policeman now a bit perplexed of how to proceed tells the disabled driver he was taking him to the station for a urine test.
“Just a minute” said the driver , I have another document ,and passes it to the policeman ,
It read……………
It's cruel to take the piss out of cripples.