Gordon Brown visits the US !!

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Here for your breakfast table reading - Its better than a newspaper - A light hearted (but with true facts) observation on the state of British Politics. This is an article I did for a Political Debating Forum, which gave most a laugh !!

The British Prime Minister - Gordon Brown

Unelected by the British public !

Hoping to escape his domestic woes, The British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown (sorta equal to the President in USA), slipped into his 'Saviour of the World Super Hero' outfit and headed for New York on 22 September 2009, accompanied by our hero Yoga Bierra.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown and wife Sarahs' reception in America on 24 September 2009, wasn't quite what they or their Spin Doctors anticipated.

So here is a transcript of an interview with Yoga Bierra on the American Eyewitness News Network for an American perspective on this trip ........


Chad : Good Morning America, how are you? This is your favourite Son, Chad Hanging, reporting live from the United Nations Headquarters. I am joined today by Mr Yoga Bierra from Englandland, a Brit Limey who has just flown in on British Airways with President Norman Brown from Englandland.

Bierra : Hey Chad, it was Virgin Atlantis, actually, not British Aerospace.

Chad : That's the budget Airline owned by Lord Richard Branston, the Pickle Millionaire, Right?

Bierra : Affirmative, Chad, Lord Branston offered President Brown a cut-price deal after he complained about being ripped off by British Airways. President Brown and his wife, Sandra, did not consider Ryanair as they wanted to be sure that their luggage arrived in the same city on the same day. They were also concerned about the price of the in-flight cheese sandwiches, and didn't want to pay 2 dollars to use the toilet.

Chad : Are a couple of air fares that big a deal to the government of Englandland?

Bierra : Absolutely! Englandland is technically bankrupt. The government has spent 1.3 Trillion Pounds propping up the Banks. There are going to have to be savage cuts.

Chad : Even so, couldn't President Brown have put the Air Fares on his expenses?

Bierra : Sore point, Chad. He's already under pressure after charging Brit. taxpayers for a 40,000 dollar kitchen renovation at his private residence.

Chad : If an American President did that, he would be impeached !

Bierra : Thats not how it works in Englandland, Most of the Brit. Members of Parliament (same as your Representatives), were charging everything, from Flat Screen TV's to Moat Dredging at their Castles. The Treasury Minister even avoided paying tax on the four homes he bought using taxpayers money. One lady Member of Parliament even had her cable TV 'extras' paid for, which turned out to be her husband watching porno films, while she was at work in Parliament.

Chad : And they got away with it?

Bierra : Pretty Much, Chad, Hardly anyone does the decent thing any more in Englandland. They simply front it out and hope it goes away. The Attorney General, The Baroness Scotland has just been caught using an illegal immigrant as a housekeeper, but she won't resign either.

Chad : She's from Scotlandland?

Bierra, No - she is from Dominica, in the Caribbean.

Chad : Who's from Dominica, the housekeeper?

Bierra : The Baroness. The housekeeper is from Tonga, She should have gone home five years ago.

Chad : Did no-one check her papers?

Bierra : The Baroness was legally obliged to check them and keep photocopies. The employment of an illegal immigrant, even unknowingly is a criminal offence in Englandland, and can be punished by a prison sentence.

Chad : Did the Baroness know that ?

Bierra : She should have done, Chad. She wrote the Law herself. Ignorance is no excuse and she can't plead that. She says its no worse than forgetting to pay a parking ticket, and has escaped by paying an 8,000 dollar fine.

Chad : They fine you 8,000 dollars for a parking violation over there ?

Bierra : More if the Clampers tow your car away!

Chad : Holy Guacamole Bierra, How are the good people of Scotlandland, or Dominica who voted for the Baroness reacting?

Bierra : They're not, Chad.

Chad : What do you mean?

Bierra : No one voted for her Chad, She's never been elected to anything in her life.

Chad : But she must have gone before a scrutiny committee, or something.

Bierra : Negative Chad.

Chad : But how did she get the job?

Bierra : She was appointed by President Norman Brown. Thats how you get a job in government in Englandland. You have to be a friend of whoever is President.

Chad : But President Brown was elected, Right?

Bierra : Wrong !! No Chad, not by the British people. He inherited the Job when President Tony Blair resigned.

Chad : So what about President Norman Browns Vice President ?

Bierra : Thats a guy called Lord Mendelson. He's the real President these days. At least thats what he tells everyone.

Chad : So he was elected?

Bierra : Not recently, Chad. He used to be an elected Member of Parliament, but had to resign in disgrace, not once, but twice. He was lucky not to go to jail the first time round. Something to do with Mortgage Fraud.

Chad : Whats he been doing since then?

Bierra : Property speculation, mainly, and doing favours for Russian Billionaires.

Chad : So - How did he get to be Vice President of Englandland ?

Bierra : President Brown appointed him !

Chad : Let me get this straight for our listeners. The President wasn't elected, the Vice President wasn't elected and the Head Law Officer wasn't elected, either.

Bierra : Check !

Chad : What a Cockamamie Country. They would never get away with it in America. ...... Yoga, could we now talk about Norman Browns visit. He is here to meet with our President Obama, Right?

Bierra : Wrong, Chad, He's going to be disappointed. The White House has made it plain that President Obama has no intention of meeting with President Brown.

Chad : Why not ?

Bierra : Because President Brown released the terrorist who murdered 270 American citizens in the Pan Am Bombing over Lockerbie in Scotlandland.

Chad : Why did he do that?

Bierra : He wanted to improve relations with Colonel Muammar Gaddafi of Liberia.

Chad : For what reason?

Bierra : Oil mainly. And because companies in Englandland want arms contracts with Liberia. Englandland has sold over 20 Million Dollars worth of arms to Liberia in the past three months. President Brown is also sending police officers from Englandland to train Liberian police.

Chad : Didn't the Liberians shoot dead a Police Officer outside the Liberian Embassy in London a few years ago?

Bierra : Yes they did, Chad, and Gaddafi also supplied arms and explosives to the IRA when they were shooting and bombing police and civilians on the streets of Cities in Englandland.

Chad : Are there any signs that the Liberian leader has changed his spots?

Bierra : None whatsoever. At the UN today, Gaddafi launched into a deranged 100 minute tirade against colonialism. He tore up a copy of the United Nations Charter and threw it at the Platform. This delayed President Norman Browns olwn speech so that he missed the TV News Bulletins in Englandland.

Chad : So how does Brown justify the release of the bomber and his policy of appeasement towards Gaddafi?

Bierra : He doesn't, Chad. He blames Scotlandland.

Chad : What, the Baroness with the illegal housekeeper?

Bierra : No Chad, Scotlandland the Country. That was where the bomber was in jail. Brown always blames someone else. Even though it was his policies that bankrupted Englandland, he blames America.

Chad : I'm not suprised that President Obama doesn't want to meet with him. But surely there must have been some contact between them here at the UN?

Bierra : The White House rebuffed five different requests for a face-to-face meeting, but Norman Brown wouldn't take 'No' for an answer. At one stage he even chased President Obama through the kitchens. It was really pathetic. The Secret Service thought they may have to take him down, until Sandra Brown Rugby tackled him to the floor. He was led away shouting about something like Swine Flu Vaccine and scrapping nuclear submarines. He was almost sobbing, pleading for a meeting. 'But you can't do this to me, Barak, I saved the world'.

Chad : Sounds like the guy lost it big time.

Bierra : You can say that again, Chad. Brown even turned up in a lounge suit at a Black Tie 1,000 Dollar a head function in Manhattan, hosted by Henry Kissinger. He looked like a Pox Doctors Clerk, and only stayed 15 minutes.

Chad : What was he doing there ?

Bierra : He was recieving an award from Bono, the lead singer of You Tube.

Chad : They were giving Norman Brown an award? What on earth would that be?

Bierra : World Statesman of the Year !!

Chad : You are kidding me !! ......

....Well, we will sadly have to leave it there, and thank Mister Yoga Bierra from Englandland for enlightening the Good folk of America, how disgracefully that little old Island across the Big Pond is running.

God Bless America, and Goodnight from your favourite son, Chad Hanging. Outside the UN Headquarters in New York. We will be back with more astounding revelations tomorrow night, same time, same spot on the dial. Good Night America !! .