Post by Tommydee on Jun 16, 2015 21:17:28 GMT
Davie and Wullie were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft fitters at Glasgow Airport. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Davie said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!".
Wullie says, "Me tae. Know whit, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel and get a buzz. Ye gonnae try it?
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hootch and get completely pissed.
The next morning Davie wakes up and is surprised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Wullie.
Wullie says, "Hey, how do you feel this mornin'?"
Davie says, "Brilliant! Whit aboot yerself?"
Wullie says, "I feel great, tae. Dae ye have a sair heid?"
Davie says, "Naw, that jet fuel is great stuff - nae hangover,
nothin'. We need tae drink this stuff insteed o' Smirnoff."
"Aye! But there's just one thing..."
"Whit's that?".
"Have ye farted yet?"
"Naw..."
"Well, Dont, 'cause Ah'm in New York !!
Davie said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!".
Wullie says, "Me tae. Know whit, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel and get a buzz. Ye gonnae try it?
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hootch and get completely pissed.
The next morning Davie wakes up and is surprised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Wullie.
Wullie says, "Hey, how do you feel this mornin'?"
Davie says, "Brilliant! Whit aboot yerself?"
Wullie says, "I feel great, tae. Dae ye have a sair heid?"
Davie says, "Naw, that jet fuel is great stuff - nae hangover,
nothin'. We need tae drink this stuff insteed o' Smirnoff."
"Aye! But there's just one thing..."
"Whit's that?".
"Have ye farted yet?"
"Naw..."
"Well, Dont, 'cause Ah'm in New York !!
