Grandma

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We had to put Gran in an old folks home.

She was in the lounge on a chair and started to lean over to the left. The staff quickly straightened her up. Then she started to lean over to the right - the staff again were quick to spot this and rushed to straighten her up in case she fell off the chair.

We went to see her the following day to see how she like the home. She said the food was good and the staff were nice but she had one complaint. What was that we asked. She said they wouldn't let her fart