Post by Sequenzzer on Dec 15, 2013 13:23:43 GMT
A few "rednek" jokes for a chuckle.
Q. If Bubba and his buddy are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A. His buddy. Bubba has to stop to ask for directions.
Q. What do you get when you offer Bubba a penny for his thoughts?
A. Change.
Q. How does Bubba moon walk?
A. He pulls down his overalls and slides his ass along the floor!
Q. Why does Bubba only change his baby's diapers every month?
A. Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q. Why did Bubba get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q. How do you amuse Bubba for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Take Care
Mike
Q. If Bubba and his buddy are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A. His buddy. Bubba has to stop to ask for directions.
Q. What do you get when you offer Bubba a penny for his thoughts?
A. Change.
Q. How does Bubba moon walk?
A. He pulls down his overalls and slides his ass along the floor!
Q. Why does Bubba only change his baby's diapers every month?
A. Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q. Why did Bubba get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A. Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q. How do you amuse Bubba for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Take Care
Mike