Post by shanless on Jul 17, 2009 8:45:33 GMT
Recently when I was at confession I asked the priest what it would take for me to get to heaven when I die....well he said..I'll give you a test....what do you like to do most of all?...I replied...I like cigars, booze and sex....well, all I ask is that you abstain from ALL three for one month and come back and see me when the month is up.......so off I trip and things were going great and when the month was up I went back to see the priest...well how did it go he said........well staying of the cigars and booze was easy...but one day I seen the wife bending over the freezer and I just couldn't resist it and I had sex there and then....Oh dear Oh dear he said...God won't be pleased..................agh says I....the staff in Tescos weren't to thrilled either.
