Post by weegeo on Jun 8, 2013 13:55:43 GMT
> Newfie Medical Dictionary
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> Artery............................ The study of paintings
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> Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria
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> Barium.......................... What doctors do when patients die
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> Benign.......................... What you be, after you be eight
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> Caesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome
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> Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty
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> Cauterize..................... Made eye contact with her
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> Colic.............................A sheep dog
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> Coma........................... A punctuation mark
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> Dilate........................... To live long
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> Enema..........................Not a friend
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> Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else
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> Fibula.......................... A small lie
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> Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known
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> Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work
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> Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane
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> Morbid.......................... A higher offer
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> Nitrates........................ Cheaper than day rates
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> Node............................. I knew it
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> Outpatient.................... A person who has fainted
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> Pelvis................. ......... Second cousin to Elvis
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> Post Operative............ A letter carrier
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> Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery
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> Rectum........................ Damn near killed him
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> Secretion..................... Hiding something
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> Seizure....................... Roman emperor
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> Tablet.......................... A small table
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> Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport
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> Tumor.......................... One plus one more
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> Urine............................ Opposite of you're out
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> Artery............................ The study of paintings
>
> Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria
>
> Barium.......................... What doctors do when patients die
>
> Benign.......................... What you be, after you be eight
>
> Caesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome
>
> Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty
>
> Cauterize..................... Made eye contact with her
>
> Colic.............................A sheep dog
>
> Coma........................... A punctuation mark
>
> Dilate........................... To live long
>
> Enema..........................Not a friend
>
> Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else
>
> Fibula.......................... A small lie
>
> Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known
>
> Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work
>
> Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane
>
> Morbid.......................... A higher offer
>
> Nitrates........................ Cheaper than day rates
>
> Node............................. I knew it
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> Outpatient.................... A person who has fainted
>
> Pelvis................. ......... Second cousin to Elvis
>
> Post Operative............ A letter carrier
>
> Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery
>
> Rectum........................ Damn near killed him
>
> Secretion..................... Hiding something
>
> Seizure....................... Roman emperor
>
> Tablet.......................... A small table
>
> Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport
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> Tumor.......................... One plus one more
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> Urine............................ Opposite of you're out
