Post by simmo123 on Jan 23, 2013 7:39:52 GMT
,A big hi to all & i guess by now most members are getting settled in to all of the mundane things in life after probably living the high life over the Xmas period, what with eating ,drinking & partying to excess,now comes the time for firstly hopping on those bathroom scales,next catching up with all of those jobs which you sidelined until after the break & probably most importantly checking out the credit card/ bank balance etc,lastly for OLD FARTS like myself one finds themselves heading to your local doctor for a check up on all of the moving parts, pills, medications etc ( believe it or not at 74 years this year I am not on any medication at all ) 
, however I did come across this little gem the other day so I decided to share it with the forum.........................................................................
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
( mountain dew)
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Best wishes to all at the forum...
Ole Simmo...heading of to have a quiet lay down..
