Post by johnstone56 on May 16, 2012 10:29:21 GMT
Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two"!
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Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"
Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're having sex with your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday".
Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday"!
;D
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two"!
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Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"
Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're having sex with your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday".
Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday"!
;D
