Post by gcord on Apr 29, 2009 15:06:23 GMT
two men in a bar, Pat had a hump, Joe had a limp.
after closing, Pat took short cut through a graveyard where satan appeared. he pointed at pat's hump and shouted "WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR BACK?" shaking with fear, pat replied, "iiiitttsss a hhhhump", satan shouted " GIVE IT TO ME" and took the hump and dissapeared.
Pat was thrilled, "wow, he gasped, i can stand up straight" and skipped home.
the next night he met joe in the bar and told him his story.
Joe said "hey, i'll go that way and see if satan can do something with my limp"
so, after closing Joe went through graveyard, (Pat went to a disco) lol..and sure enough, satan appeared.
"WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR BACK" satan shouted, at which joe, shaking like a leaf, stuttered, "nnnnnothing wwwhy?"
and satan replied.................................
"HERE'S A HUMP"............lol.... ;D ;D
after closing, Pat took short cut through a graveyard where satan appeared. he pointed at pat's hump and shouted "WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR BACK?" shaking with fear, pat replied, "iiiitttsss a hhhhump", satan shouted " GIVE IT TO ME" and took the hump and dissapeared.
Pat was thrilled, "wow, he gasped, i can stand up straight" and skipped home.
the next night he met joe in the bar and told him his story.
Joe said "hey, i'll go that way and see if satan can do something with my limp"
so, after closing Joe went through graveyard, (Pat went to a disco) lol..and sure enough, satan appeared.
"WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR BACK" satan shouted, at which joe, shaking like a leaf, stuttered, "nnnnnothing wwwhy?"
and satan replied.................................
"HERE'S A HUMP"............lol.... ;D ;D
