Post by johnstone56 on Nov 27, 2011 14:13:52 GMT
A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.
In court, the lorry company's fancy hot shot solicitor
was questioning Seamus.
'Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine,'?' Asked the solicitor.
Seamus responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer
the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
fine!'?'
Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road....'
The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
told the Garda on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer
and said to the solicitor, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about
his favourite cow, Bessie'.
Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I
had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was
driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through
a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one
ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like,
and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and
groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly
after the accident a Garda on a motorbike turned up. He could hear
Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at
her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between
the eyes. Then the Garda came across the road, gun still in hand,
looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now what would you say?'
;D
In court, the lorry company's fancy hot shot solicitor
was questioning Seamus.
'Didn't you say, to the Garda at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine,'?' Asked the solicitor.
Seamus responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer
the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
fine!'?'
Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road....'
The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
told the Garda on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer
and said to the solicitor, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about
his favourite cow, Bessie'.
Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I
had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was
driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through
a stop sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one
ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like,
and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and
groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly
after the accident a Garda on a motorbike turned up. He could hear
Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at
her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between
the eyes. Then the Garda came across the road, gun still in hand,
looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now what would you say?'
;D
