Post by weeo on Nov 24, 2011 17:26:41 GMT
3 guys up in front of a cross eyed judge.
He says to the first guy "how do you plead"
The second guy says "not guilty"
Judge says "I'm not talking to you"
3rd guy says " I never opened my mouth"
OR THE DEAF JUDGE
Judge says to the accused " you are up in front of me for committing this heinous crime,what do you have to say for yourself"
Accused says " F### all
The judge says to the clerk "What did he say"
Clerk says " F### all m'lord "
Judge says " Funny i could have sworn i saw his lips move"
He says to the first guy "how do you plead"
The second guy says "not guilty"
Judge says "I'm not talking to you"
3rd guy says " I never opened my mouth"
OR THE DEAF JUDGE
Judge says to the accused " you are up in front of me for committing this heinous crime,what do you have to say for yourself"
Accused says " F### all
The judge says to the clerk "What did he say"
Clerk says " F### all m'lord "
Judge says " Funny i could have sworn i saw his lips move"
