Post by doricvision on Mar 2, 2011 22:13:11 GMT
;D A Nun was walking down the street when a Soldier came running around the corner,
''Please help me Sister can I hide under your skirt ? ,I'm a soldier,I'll explain later ''
''Yes my Son'' and she duly hid him under her clothing
Seconds later two Military Policemen came thundering round the corner
''excuse me Mam,did you see a soldier running around here ? ''
''Yes I did '' replied the Nun ''he went down the road and round the corner''
''Thanks Mam'' and off they went
Moments later the Soldier resurfaced from beneath the Nun's garment and said ''Thanks Sister ,you see ,I'm a soldier and I didn't want to go to Iraq''
''That's quite understandable ''said the Nun.
The soldier shook her hand and just before he left he said to her ''Pardon me for saying this Sister , but when I was under your skirt ,I noticed you had a lovely pair of legs ''
The Nun smiled and replied ''If you had cared to look further up you would have noticed I've also got a lovely pair of hairy b***s,I didn't want to go to Iraq either''
''Please help me Sister can I hide under your skirt ? ,I'm a soldier,I'll explain later ''
''Yes my Son'' and she duly hid him under her clothing
Seconds later two Military Policemen came thundering round the corner
''excuse me Mam,did you see a soldier running around here ? ''
''Yes I did '' replied the Nun ''he went down the road and round the corner''
''Thanks Mam'' and off they went
Moments later the Soldier resurfaced from beneath the Nun's garment and said ''Thanks Sister ,you see ,I'm a soldier and I didn't want to go to Iraq''
''That's quite understandable ''said the Nun.
The soldier shook her hand and just before he left he said to her ''Pardon me for saying this Sister , but when I was under your skirt ,I noticed you had a lovely pair of legs ''
The Nun smiled and replied ''If you had cared to look further up you would have noticed I've also got a lovely pair of hairy b***s,I didn't want to go to Iraq either''
