Post by oliver101 on Apr 8, 2009 15:15:33 GMT
On the way to a gig last week my car broke down just down the road from the club. I got out and lifted the bonnet up and peered inside. After looking for a minute I heared a voice say ' check your spark plugs'. I turned round and there where two horses looking at me, I said ' did you say something ' and one of them said ' check your spark plugs ' .
I checked my spark plugs and they had all come loose, so I tightened them up and drove into the club carpark. When I got inside I told the entertainment secretary what had happened and he said ' was it a black horse or a white horse '? I said it was ' a black horse, why? '
He said ' just as well, the white one doesn't know a thing about cars ' ! ! ! !
Boom Boom
Oliver101
I checked my spark plugs and they had all come loose, so I tightened them up and drove into the club carpark. When I got inside I told the entertainment secretary what had happened and he said ' was it a black horse or a white horse '? I said it was ' a black horse, why? '
He said ' just as well, the white one doesn't know a thing about cars ' ! ! ! !
Boom Boom
Oliver101