Post by pegasus on Feb 2, 2010 11:48:48 GMT
At the wedding rehersal the groom to be whispered quietly to the Minister "I'll give you $100 to leave out all that 'Love, honour and obey' stuff."
At the wedding the Minister said "Will you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning and never so much as look at another woman so long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and gasped, "I do." Afterwards he said to the Minister "I thought we had a deal?"
The minister replied, "I had a better offer."
