Post by pegasus on Feb 1, 2010 12:27:30 GMT
MARRIED LIFE
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....
That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said:
'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4” stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'
The mistress stated:
'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't' say a word.
We just had wild sex all night.'
The married one then said:
'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said…
'Hey Batwoman, what's for dinner?'
;D