Post by satman10 on Mar 27, 2023 14:09:03 GMT
Three male motorist die and get to Heaven's gates where St Peter is waiting for them .
Welcome my friends I will decide if you are to enter the gates of Heaven or not .
I will ask you one question and how you answer it will depend on which vehicle you will drive in heaven for the rest of eternity.
St Peter asks the first guy the question "Have you ever been unfaithful to you wife"?.
The man knew he couldn't lie ,so he admiited he had cheated more than once.
St Peter said "He knew he was telling the truth " and said "You may enter ,and you will find a beat-up Ford Cortina in the heavenly garage".
The man went into Heaven to retreive his car,and St Peter asks the next man the same question "Have you ever been unfaithful to you wife"?.
"Yes" was his answer ,and St Peter told him he could enter and in the heavenly garage he would find a clapped out Morris Minor.
The third man had no problem answering St Peter's Question as he had been faithful all his life as a devoted husband .
Please Enter Heaven and In the heavenly garage you will find a new Rolls Royce with 00000 on the clock!,Go hence.
The three men drove all over heaven only to find they had ran out of petrol and all met up at the Gas station.
The Ford driver met up with Rolls Royce driver crying his eyes out ,what's the matter he asked ?
I have just met my wife , she was on a push bike !