Post by satman10 on Mar 27, 2023 12:12:51 GMT
They are asked to get into a line at Heavens gates, St Peter stands at the front and asks the first girl if she had ever done something with a boy's privates. She responds "yes, I've touched one before."St Peter answers, "Ok please put your finger into the holy water and then enter heaven." So the girl dips her finger in the holy water and proceeds to enter into heaven. St Peter then asks the next girl the same question. She replies, "Yes, I've jerked one off." Jesus then says, "please put your whole hand in the holy water and then go into heaven." So she does. There is then a disturbance in the queue as one girl tries to jump it. St Peter turns to the girl and ask; "Why are you trying to skip the queue?".
The girl responds; "Well if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I'd better do it before Becky sticks her ass in it!"